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Twitter is like Star Trek

Twitter is like Star Trek

More specifically, Twitter is like episode 15 of the original Star Trek series.

In this episode, entitled Shore Leave, the crew encounters strange goings-on on a planet in the Omicron Delta system. They encounter a large white rabbit in a great hurry, an old classmate, a medieval knight, and a katana-wielding samurai.

Turns [...]

Signed, The Dog (Complete Collector’s Edition)

Presented for your amusement, and/or for you to poop on, the complete collection (to date) of “Signed, the dog” tweets… hehe… I said “dog tweets”… by which of course I refer to all the Twitter posts made from the perspective of an idealized amalgam of our various dogs… (the dates link to the original [...]

Sara Palin Kills Christmas

I Didn’t Even Last a Week…

I suppose it bears mentioning here, that since my “Open Letter to my Tweeps” post of less than a week ago, forswearing all things Twitter, I’ve done a terrible job of living up to my own pronouncements.  I think the longest I went was two days.

I admit defeat.

Twitter, I don’t know how to quit you. [...]

My Name is Bob. It's Been Two Days Since My Last Tweet.

I know how I said I was quitting Twitter and everything. How above it I’ve become. How more enlightened I am for my tweetlessness. How the days are now just FILLED with real rewarding, productive activities.

Ya. Kinda. Or not.

Anyway, even in the throes of my Twitter withdrawl, I would still find myself back there, from [...]

Here We Grow Again (gack)

Sorry for the chaos… just dumped my old Movable Type blog and installed a WordPress blog.

Because Movable Type sucks, and Wordpress not so much.

Things COULD get ugly… I already broke the whole server, but I think THAT’s fixed… until I turn back on the thing that maybe broke it, and so break it again…. which [...]

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