Real soon now, I’ll be unleashing an album of original music onto the world. Or part of the world.\u00a0 Why, you ask? I’m gonna tell you right now.<\/p>\n
The Top Ten Reasons I’m Releasing an Album<\/strong><\/p>\n 10. <\/strong>What’s the point of HAVING an album if you don’t release it?<\/p>\n 9. <\/strong>Because I’m just not getting enough failure and rejection.<\/p>\n 8. <\/strong>I’m retired. I can do whatever I want.<\/p>\n 7.<\/strong> Because if I don’t, then the terrorists win.<\/p>\n 6.<\/strong> All the other kids are doing it.<\/p>\n 5.<\/strong> Because the world is finally ready for something more creative and challenging than the usual fare. Hahaaa, just kidding…<\/p>\n 4.<\/strong> It’s my best shot at getting on American Idol. (Yeah, I know, screw Canadian Idol.)<\/p>\n 3.<\/strong> Because there’s just not enough music out there.<\/p>\n 2.<\/strong> It’s always been my dream to be pirated. Or a pirate.<\/p>\n And the number one reason I’m releasing an album:<\/p>\n 1. <\/strong>One word — GROUPIES<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Real soon now, I’ll be unleashing an album of original music onto the world. Or part of the world.\u00a0 Why, you ask? I’m gonna tell you right now. The Top Ten Reasons I’m Releasing an Album 10. What’s the point … Continue reading