{"id":143,"date":"2007-09-30T17:40:00","date_gmt":"2007-09-30T21:40:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.rgdaniel.com\/blog\/?p=143"},"modified":"2007-09-30T17:40:00","modified_gmt":"2007-09-30T21:40:00","slug":"nice-legs-shame-about-the-face","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.rgdaniel.com\/blog\/2007\/09\/30\/nice-legs-shame-about-the-face\/","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;Nice Legs, Shame About the Face&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<div style=\"float: right; margin-left: 10px; margin-bottom: 10px;\">\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/rgdaniel\/482271259\/\" title=\"photo sharing\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/farm1.static.flickr.com\/209\/482271259_24eca76225_m.jpg\" alt=\"\" style=\"border: solid 2px #000000;\" \/><\/a><br \/>\n<br \/>\n<span style=\"font-size: 0.9em; margin-top: 0px;\"><br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/rgdaniel\/482271259\/\">&quot;Nice Legs, Shame About the Face&quot;<\/a><br \/>\n<br \/>\nOriginally uploaded by <a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/people\/rgdaniel\/\">rgdaniel<\/a><br \/>\n<\/span>\n<\/div>\n<p>&#8220;I wonder what a frog thinks about when it sees a big-ass riding mower heading towards it on the lawn&#8230;&#8221;  This oh-so-whimsical thought was in my brain yesterday while I was cutting the grass, instead of what <i>should <\/i>have been in my brain, which was &#8220;I wonder what would happen if I crashed into that sawhorse&#8230;&#8221;  Well, mystery solved.  What happens is that the canoe comes crashing down on the lawnmower, the sawhorse gets a broken leg (no need to shoot it quite yet though) and the front tire of the mower pops its seal, leaving it flopping around on the rim.  <\/p>\n<p>A weekend sure can turn on you&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Thanks to the help of Good Neighbour Mike and his hydraulic jack, and the good folks at Canadian Tire (although the latter did charge me) the grass finally did get cut.<br \/>\n<br clear=\"all\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&quot;Nice Legs, Shame About the Face&quot; Originally uploaded by rgdaniel &#8220;I wonder what a frog thinks about when it sees a big-ass riding mower heading towards it on the lawn&#8230;&#8221; This oh-so-whimsical thought was in my brain yesterday while I was cutting the grass, instead of what should have been in my brain, which was [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-143","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.rgdaniel.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/143","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.rgdaniel.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.rgdaniel.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.rgdaniel.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.rgdaniel.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=143"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.rgdaniel.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/143\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.rgdaniel.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=143"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.rgdaniel.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=143"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.rgdaniel.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=143"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}